Biden Announces He Now Self-Identifies As a Black Woman
“I have always felt more comfortable with my black brothers and sisters. Looking back on my eight years as vice president, I realize now that I have always been black.”
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April Fools
Senator Allegedly Assaults Capitol Visitor with Blue Book
“Then the senator tackled me and tried shoving the Blue Books in my purse. I panicked and screamed.”
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Trump to Announce Wall on Wisconsin-Illinois Border
President Donald Trump is returning to Wisconsin on Monday to announce the building of a wall on the Wisconsin-Illinois border.
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San Francisco to Use Dallet-Inspired Tourism Slogan
“Our values are your values,” said San Francisco’s Minister of Tourism Raisa Detaxis. “It’s the next ‘Pure Michigan’ slogan that every tourism board prays for. You know, if we actually prayed or something.”
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New Unit of Geologic Time Called the Risser
Geologists at the University of Wisconsin – Platteville announced Sunday, April 1, the National Geologist Society has agreed to name a unit of geologic time after Wisconsin state Senator Fred Risser (D-Madison).
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Wisconsin DOT Announces New Roundabout Option for Highway Intersections
Wisconsin’s Department of Transportation (WIDOT) is ready to implement a new style of roundabout on the state’s highways that it says is more efficient and safe.
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RightWisconsin Using AFNS For News Feed for Sunday, April 1
Due to the Easter holiday and website maintenance on April 1, RightWisconsin will be relying on AFNS for news and analysis on Sunday. The service, based in the town of Moscow, WI, is known for its award-winning journalism in the tradition of Stephen Glass and Pulitzer Prize winner Janet Cooke.
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